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Extra Stickers (Archive Series, Vol. 1 (1998​-​present)

by D. Sticker Ensemble

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Han and Luke were rebels till the end And they were friends Leia was the love of young Lukes eye But he was shy And Han could tell by the way she held his hand She needed a man And this was dispalyed when a wookie cried in song Something was wrong Luke was lost out in the snow He didnt know which way to go He was alone And he was cold Young Luke nearly froze until Han arrived And saved his life And from there a string became attatched And behind his back Han didn't think about his friend When he took Leia by the hand She resisted then gave in They didn't even try to pretend This was all before they knew Luke was her twin
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I got a tale, I got a tale, I got a tale to grow I got a ticket, I got a ticket, I got a ticket to ride I gotta go and I'm going slow Flying by the seat of my pants You'll look at me And I'll just say hey now look at me Cause here I go Can I see you tonight Get my targets in sight I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it from you I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it for me And when I do it, I wont have to work Cause your gonna give it for free Look at me when I walk around I'll be stickin' to the bottom of shoes And then I'll go bluhh.... Where's the party tonight Get the targets in sight Wise men say pay for drink Knowing just what it brings I wont even have to think Now my hang-low gets some stink Deep in the pink Where's the party tonight Get the children inside
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I'm in a town that I shouldn’t be My bicycles torn, I'm walkin' the streets That's where I go, and that's when you'll see The price of deformity Born with three eye's Born with three eye's (3 X's) Oh well, Born with three eye's Born with three eye's (3 X's) Oh well, what a surprise Oatmeal’s sweet in the belly But then the time comes to find me some meat But once out the door, the penis will rise And out pops a baby Born with 3 eye's Born with three eye's (3 X's) Oh well, Born with three eye's Born with three eye's (3 X's) Oh well, what a surprise And I think that I should see a shrink But something tells me My freak design is alright But sometimes scary Born with three eye's (3 X's) Oh well, Born with three eye's Born with three eye's (3 X's) Oh well, what a surprise Falling to pieces, crawling to Jesus Why are these feelings, hovering like halo's What was I thinking, too much and too slow Calling to Jesus, to be my sheriff Crawling to Jesus, to cop a heal Coat hanger fetus, late term stunted growth Falling to pieces, crawling to Jesus What was I thinking, too much and too slow
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I'm gonna let time just slip on by What do I care? I'll still be here And I wont know any better when I die So for now I'll just And that's what I like A wind chimed whimsical musical rhyme But I do keep my plugged into a socket For the things I cant just let slip on by And not try would be a crime So beware Dr. Pride, the evil doctor And she is turning me on and around And thats all fine With no cramping style and so much time But meanwhile all this time is slipping by You know I just cant help but to think of all the stiffs That she'll have to spend most of her day with And the opportunity they had damn well better miss With a foot trippin' on the time slipping by 'Twas long ago that I once tried With the patient wait of a criminal mind And she knew better And let me just slip on by And thats what I like Is not letting just anyone into your life Slip on by Not let just anyone slip on by
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Job (demo) 02:42
Well I've got my job and I got my pay But, I've put my lips to the vacuum shake So whatcha gonna say to constitute Slipping into bed with a military boot? Now you've got to suck A dick to maintan If you dont like the dick your with Try some prick for a change Come on everybody, lets celebrate Everyday is dick sucking day Get down on your knees and pray He's always in the mood when there's love to prove But if you spend your day In the shade and masturbate The sun will go down, then you'll look around And you'll have no place To stay or sleep Can we all just live long, prosper and compete? It's neat and sweet An agreement between some shadow and a creep There's no time to be afraid Or feel out of place. For man or woman, it's all the same Were taking down a scaly thing. Take it down, take it deep Take it down, but dont fall asleep between the sheets It's neat and sweet An agreement between some shadow and a creep
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Oh, Mama Give Will you ever know? God damn it baby, it's hurtin' When you walk on by Will you ever know? Oh, how it hurts God damn how it hurts Oh, Mama Give I like it like that I said, oh Mama Give, I like it like that Oh wait a minute No I dont Cause you walk on by And you never know Oh, how it hurts Oh, how it's hurtin' me so But oh, Mama Give I've gotta curse I look at you being all give And then it hurts You look me up and down Then turn the other way It aint my fault, baby That's just how I was made I'm a pig in the shallow mud But I'm telling you how I be See, I've come clean with you mama And now I wanna get dirty Oh, Mama Give I'm gettin' stupid, and it shows I see nothing else And nothings all I know Cause you walk on by With your hips and your curves And you never even know No, you never even know How it God damn hurts
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Demolisten on Friday nights At six o’clock, the time is right To play some demos from around the world C’mon all you indie boys and girls Stop playing with your dinky And get your song on CD It’s time for Demolisten So send off your submission, right now! So here’s the address to send in your mess: 1 LMU Drive Los Angeles, California 90045 So with Fred Kiko on the air For two straight hours He'll let you hear The most obscure of demos From metal heads and weirdo’s The Goths and all the rappers The emo’s and the slackers From around the world KXLU 88.9 FM Demolisten
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Demolisten on Friday nights At six o’clock, the time is right To play some demos from around the world C’mon all you indie boys and girls Stop playing with your dinky And get your song on CD It’s time for Demolisten So send off your submission, right now! So here’s the address to send in your mess: 1 LMU Drive Los Angeles, California 90045 So with Fred Kiko on the air For two straight hours He'll let you hear The most obscure of demos From metal heads and weirdo’s The Goths and all the rappers The emo’s and the slackers From around the world KXLU 88.9 FM Demolisten
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“WELCOME TO DEMOLISTEN” Your strolling down the radio And you just can’t find a place to go But don’t you fear, and don’t you know On Friday night there is a show Let’s just have good time, Demolisten Yeah Let’s just have a good time, Demolisten Yeah “PREPARE TO ENGAGE” Octavius and Fred, you know, are about to take control Righting the wrongs and giving the rights to the spirit of radio Beating the meat…standing strong Keeping you dancing all night long On Friday night 6 to 8 It’s Demolisten, Don’t’ be late Lets just have a good time, Demolisten Yeah Lets just have a good time, Demolisten Yeah Lets just have a good time, Demolisten Yeah Lets just have a good time, Demolisten Yeah “YOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO KXLU 88.9 FM LOS ANGELES”
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As a smile is to a cry Or black is to jive There’s nothing so wide As Jimmy’s Ocean I thought there were two But it appears there were three So chocolate takes my lover Into Jimmy’s Ocean As the plot seems to thicken The seashells begin to glisten The chicken mounts a drink Of Jimmy’s Ocean So as hard as I look And as hard as I try I navigate my hands Through Jimmy’s Ocean
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It’s December 21st, 2012 The prophecies are saying that it’s all gone to hell The earth is gonna shake us like a bad case of fleas And no one’s gonna help you when you cry out and scream Now clutch your throat You’re dying There is no hope You’re dying You’re on the ropes And dying This aint no joke You’re dying All alone. You can never go home. Your consciousness is all that’s left and lost in black Eternal fear and emptiness is all you have You reach out for someone to touch or someone to care But all you get is icy silence and a cold air and no one there. Now clutch your throat You’re dying There is no hope You’re dying You’ve dropped the soap You’re dying This aint no joke You’re dying All alone. Time to hang up the phone. Now clutch your throat You’re dying There is no hope You’re dying You’re on the ropes And dying This aint no joke You’re dying All alone. It’s the end of us all.
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I’m the Turd Burglar Coming now to steal all of your turds. I’m the Turd Burglar Coming now to steal all of your turds. Just when you think you’ve flushed it down In I come with a reach around And there I am intercepting all your turds! By day I’m just an art dealer Selling sculptures to art people But what I’m really doing is selling them your turds!!! Mmmmwwwhhhhaaa-haaa-haaa-haaa!!!! I’m the Turd Burglar Coming now to steal all of your turds. I’m the Turd Burglar Coming now to take what I deserve.
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I’m ready to go and lose my mind I’m ready to cry I’m ready to find a piece of mind But then I’d have to really try I’m drinking every day now I pour it into my head But sometimes I’d rather be living Then sometimes I’d rather be dead Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo Everybody needs to feel loved It’s an obvious truth Spread the word but check the rules Cause some affection needs to be approved My baby is into everything We’re going to hell We’ve packed a lunch and we’ve grabbed our cats But we’ll have sneak ‘em in through the back Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo It’s all over and we’re all gonna die Eventually Quit your job and max your credit cards And get yourself a bowl of ice cream But now I’m feeling a good vibration And loving myself It ain’t so bad, if I give myself a hand You do it right, do it yourself
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This is the first album of the archival series. However, this is an ever expanding collection of songs . A collection of DSE odd's and demos that could expand or collapse within a moment. Recorded from 1998 to the present.

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released January 1, 2020

All songs written by D. Sticker and performed by D. Sticker Ensemble.

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